Subject: HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

Since not cooking your own turkey is not any fun, here are is the Recipe
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  TURKEY!

> >HOW TO COOK A TURKEY
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> >  Step 1:  Go buy a turkey
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> >  Step 2:  Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR   JD
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> >  Step 3:  Put turkey in the oven
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> >  Step 4:  Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
> >
> >  Step 5:  Set the degree at 375 ovens
> >
> >  Step 6:  Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
> >
> >  Step 7:  Turn oven the on
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> >  Step 8:  Take 4 whisks of drinky
> >
> >  Step 9:  Turk the bastey
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> >  Step 10:  Whiskey another bottle of get
> >
> >  Step 11:  Stick a turkey in the thermometer
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> >  Step 12:  Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
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> >  Step 13:  Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
> >
> >  Step 14:  Take the oven out of the turkey
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> >  Step 15:  Take the oven out of  the turkey
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> >  Step 16:  Floor the turkey up off of the pick
> >
> >  Step 17: Turk the carvey
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> >  Step 18:  Get yourself another scottle of botch
> >
> >  Step 19:  Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
> >
> >  Step 20:  Bless the saying, pass and eat out
> >
> >Have a GREAT Thanksgiving everyone.
> >
Happy Thanksgiving!!!