Date: Wed, 22 May 1996 23:23:41 MST
Subject: Jokes R Us!!!

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  One liner:  The ultimate in courage? Two cannibals having oral sex.

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  Credit: Mark Hardy ; bounced 
           from The Hendra Family

  Subject: Work or Prison - You Decide

   In prison, they spend the majority of their time in a 8-by-10 cell.  At
     work, I spend most of my time in a 6-by-6 cube.
   
   In prison, they get three free meals a day.  At work, I only get a break for
   one meal, which I have to pay for.
   
   in prison, they get rewarded with time off for good behavior.  At work,  I
   get rewarded with more work for good behavior.
   
   At work, I must wear an ID badge at all times.  In prison, they are provided
   with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn on.
   
   In prison, there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.   At
     work, there is a dress standard, but I must buy my own clothes.
   
   In prison, they can watch TV and play games.  At work, I get fired for
   watching TV and playing games.
   
   In prison, they will be encouraged to learn a new career.  At work, I  must
   do any learning on my own time.
   
   In prison, they can fall asleep anytime and nothing happens.  At work,  if I
   fall asleep anytime I get fired.
   
   In prison, they have full medical coverage with no deductibles.   At  work,
   I get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.
   
   In prison, all expenses are paid by the tax payer.  At work, I get to pay
   all the expenses to go to work so I can pay taxes to pay for the prisoners.

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     ***** B O N U S  J O K E ****

  Just a note, these musician related jokes are passed to me from:
    zentropa@nrv.net
 
  Q:  what do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
  A:  -- homeless.

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